10 Things You Will Never Say At RockChurch

  1. I’m bored out of my mind.
  2. They must not like kids.
  3. Wake me up when the sermon is over.
  4. This band stinks.
  5. Everyone is staring at me.
  6. I will never go back.
  7. This coffee is horrible.
  8. I wish the sound guy would turn up the volume.
  9. Everyone is judging me.
  10. The main pastor guy looks like my grandpa.
    *Unless your grandpa is Sammy Hagar.

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4 Thoughts

  1. I have been there the last 2 weeks and I haven’t said any of those things especially the one about the grandpa. Mine are dead

      1. I didn’t mean to make light of no longer having my grandparents it’s been over 40 years but I will probably be there Sunday.

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