Flappy Bird Top 10 Rejected Names

People with understanding control their anger;
a hot temper shows great foolishness. 
   ~Proverbs 14:29

For those of who have dared to play Flappy Bird you understand what it’s like to temporarily lose your mind or bang your head against the wall. My guess is that some of you have already had to replace the screen of your phone as a direct result of this crazy game. The scripture listed above is why I can no longer participate in such madness. Yes, I’m convinced that Flappy Bird was created by satan and could have easily been named Angry Birds if that wasn’t already taken. Do yourself and everyone around you a favor and delete Flappy Bird from your phone or tablet right now.

10. Time-Waster
9. How To Lose Your Christianity
8. Satan’s Sparrow
7. Flesh-Out
6. “Throw Your Phone” Game
5. Bird Outta Hell
4. Bite Your Tongue
3. Temper Tantrum
2. Rage in the Cage
1. Flip the Bird

And “don’t sin by letting anger control you.”
Don’t let the sun go down while you are still angry,
   ~Ephesians 4:26

Bye, bye Flappy Bird…but somehow I know you will suck me back in.

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